The Second Coming of Ladyblog

Greetings. This is ladyblog. Since my owner, Jeremy, has decided to ignore me for over a year, I have decided to take myself over and post myself. Usually he wrote strange stuff about his wife, the titular "lady" I have been graced to be named after. From my perspective as ladyblog I have found her to be awesome, frankly.

I have DSL now

Take off the grave clothes, Ladyblog, and rise from the dead.

I will get DSL soon

The ladyblog is dead... Long live the ladyblog.

It is hard to get DSL in the Middle East. You can't just call Bellsouth and be like, "Dude can you bring the modem on Wednesday?" And they'll be like "OK." And then the worst that happens is that they say they'll be there at 10 and they come like at 1 or something. Here it is a several-week dramatic process. Blogging on dialup is no phun so don't hate on the ladyblog being down.

Adult Books

Yesterday my son was looking at a book that didn't have any pictures in it and he called it an "adult book." It's going to hard to explain that books sold at an "adult bookstore" actually do have pictures in them, and not of the kittens, dump trucks, birds, bunnies, and other cute stuff he's used to in kids' books.

It smells like dag gon Christmas trees in here, Private

It smells like Christmas trees in my house right now; my wife is cooking something with olive oil, so that might be the cause.

Now it smells like a haircut place.

Have you noticed that young dudes go to a "haircut place"; old dudes go to a "barber shop"; and women go to a "stylist" or a "salon."

You know what that translates into? 14 bucks, 8 bucks, and like a hundred bucks for the same service.

Loaves of Bread

My wife just made some awesome bread. My son threw a bunch of extra salt in there while he was helping Momma make the bread, and it actually made the crust taste totally dope. Anyway, bread tastes good and if you don't like it, do Atkins or something. Don't forget to pee on those weird strips to see if you're in ketosis or whatever that nasty stank you have to do is.