It smells like dag gon Christmas trees in here, Private

It smells like Christmas trees in my house right now; my wife is cooking something with olive oil, so that might be the cause.

Now it smells like a haircut place.

Have you noticed that young dudes go to a "haircut place"; old dudes go to a "barber shop"; and women go to a "stylist" or a "salon."

You know what that translates into? 14 bucks, 8 bucks, and like a hundred bucks for the same service.