Sorta Settled In

We just relocated for my job last week, so we've been crazily busy. Right now we are sleeping on pea-green 1970's wrestling mats because our stuff won't get moved here until January 9th. My wife is enjoying this time of Spartan living. She keeps wondering out loud about how people lived in the pioneer days. I then proceed to make up something fake that sounds authoritative to see if she'll fall for it. This plan has been met with limited success.