Frog Pajamas

My wife is wearing purple frog pajamas.

That is, the pajamas are purple. The frog is green, actually, sitting on a green lilypad, as it were.

She just dyed pink streaks into her hair. My wife, that is. The frog doesn't have any hair that I can see. In fact, she's a cartoon frog, sitting on a cartoon lilypad. Maybe it's a dude frog. Or like a hermaphrofrog. I don't know

She was worried that her pink streaks wouldn't match any of her clothes, so she prayed that God would bring her some pink clothes. In two days, our friend Amy brought her a bunch of clothes-- jeans, shorts, and three or pink shirts. All the clothes fit perfectly, and she looked great in them. She just gave birth to our son five months ago and she still looks fantastic.